wizcoylifa: if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
Anonymous asked: It's so hard to kill germs permanently, so why not just accept them for who they are?
Anonymous asked: Why is your squid scribbling?
The American Revolution: Hide yo sugar hide yo tea 'cause they taxing errything
Hey girls, did you know that um, your ankles go under your skirt?
No tea? Fine, we'll invent Starbucks.
WE DO WHAT WE WANT, BRITAIN!
The Civil War: Omg Lincoln professional life ruiner the Emancipation Proclamation my ovaries
No, the South will not rise again. YOLO, South.
World War I: No one cares; the sequel was better.
World War II: I did nazi that coming.
Gerpan? I ship it. But my OTP is the US of K. Go Allies!
I liked Anne Frank before it was cool.
Japan: We have an army
U.S.: We have a bomb
laughcentre: ‘normal’ best friends real best friends
Anonymous asked: I love germs, don't you??
Anonymous asked: How do I SANITATION???
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Anonymous asked: Are germs really so EVIL?
Anonymous asked: Can I eat a sushi chicken from N.Y.?
Anonymous asked: Y U NO ask a monkey if he can do the chicken dance?
Anonymous asked: Why U no rcxyjmvgjl ygfhm guilvuvyikgyiglukfhgfd?