May 2013
shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
hazzy-osbourne:
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
lexingtonand52:
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
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blackbruise:
do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
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shavingryansprivates:
you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die
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billyboydismybaby:
wansura:
cokekitty:
wansura:
IM COLD
thank you
THIS IS ADORABLE
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Well, so much for the theory of ‘If I pretend I have everything together and am doing better it will actually be so!’ NOPE. I’ve boarded the anxiety train and now it’s time for irrational escalating thoughts about how everything ever will be bad and awful and somehow my fault.
